Ben Foster is sad because Peter Odemwingie insisted he smelt the new TRESemmé scent.

Ben Foster is sad because he has just seen animals living in Marouane Fellaini’s hair.

Wayne Hennessey is sad because Roger Johnson won’t tell him where he’s hid his highlights cap.

Ádám Bogdán is sad because he’s just seen a Basilisk.

Shay Given is sad because he thinks his team mates might be over reacting to his particularly vegetable based fart.

Simon Mingolet is sad because he’s just realised it was Mario Balotelli all along.

Simon Mingolet is sad because he had saved them all day and is licking his lips at the thought of eating them.

Simon Mignolet is sad because he can’t get to the bottom of who stole his Belgian chocolates.

Joe Hart is sad because he regrets asking Costel Pantilimon to take his action photos.

Petr Cech is sad because he thinks André Villas-Boas’ voice sounds like brown noise.