Sad Goalkeepers
Brad Friedel is sad because for the second time in a week, he has been distracted by Steve Bruce’s cleavage.

Brad Friedel is sad because for the second time in a week, he has been distracted by Steve Bruce’s cleavage.

Brad Friedel is sad because he never asked Steve Bruce to demonstrate how big he could make his cleavage.

Brad Friedel is sad because he never asked Steve Bruce to demonstrate how big he could make his cleavage.

Joe Hart is sad because Mario Balotelli didn’t leave his Why Always Me ? shirt behind.

Joe Hart is sad because Mario Balotelli didn’t leave his Why Always Me ? shirt behind.

Petr Cech is sad because he knows that if it wasn’t for his cap, he would’ve got Joe Hart’s Head & Shoulders gig.

Petr Cech is sad because he knows that if it wasn’t for his cap, he would’ve got Joe Hart’s Head & Shoulders gig.

Joe Hart is sad to concede to a Halloween troll.

Joe Hart is sad to concede to a Halloween troll.

Brad Jones is sad because nothing can take away the taste of defeat to Oldham Athletic.

Brad Jones is sad because nothing can take away the taste of defeat to Oldham Athletic.

Brad Friedel is sad because he’s realised he’s older than Brendan Rodgers.

Brad Friedel is sad because he’s realised he’s older than Brendan Rodgers.

Rob Green is sad because the ad break after his game was longer than the actual highlights.

Rob Green is sad because the ad break after his game was longer than the actual highlights.

David de Gea is sad because he thought Vidic fancied him.

David de Gea is sad because he thought Vidic fancied him.

Adam Federici is sad because he thinks Newcastle United are a bad stench coming from France.

Adam Federici is sad because he thinks Newcastle United are a bad stench coming from France.