Sad Goalkeepers

Wojciech Szczęsny is sad because he can’t understand how Per Mertesacker is in two places at the same time.

Wojciech Szczęsny is sad because he’s sure he just felt 2 prawn sandwiches hit his back.

Wojciech Szczęsny is sad because he’s sure he just felt 2 prawn sandwiches hit his back.

Wojciech Szczęsny is sad because he’s not sure which part of Marouane Fellaini’s body, the hairs he’s finding in his area are coming from.

Wojciech Szczęsny is sad because he’s not sure which part of Marouane Fellaini’s body, the hairs he’s finding in his area are coming from.

Wojciech Szczęsny is sad because he’s scared what the Mafia will do to him, now he’s taken Vito Mannone’s place.

Wojciech Szczęsny is sad because he’s scared what the Mafia will do to him, now he’s taken Vito Mannone’s place.

Vito Mannone is sad because the goddamn FBI don’t respect nothin’.

Vito Mannone is sad because the goddamn FBI don’t respect nothin’.

Vito Mannone is sad because the mob are going to laugh at him for wearing pink.

Vito Mannone is sad because the mob are going to laugh at him for wearing pink.

Vito Mannone is sad because he can’t think of an easy way of putting Andy Carroll’s head in Robin van Persie’s bed.

Vito Mannone is sad because he can’t think of an easy way of putting Andy Carroll’s head in Robin van Persie’s bed.

Areas of the pitch where Goalkeepers appeared sad at The Madejski Stadium on 30th October 2012.

Areas of the pitch where Goalkeepers appeared sad at The Madejski Stadium on 30th October 2012.

Damián Martínez is sad because Arsène Wenger caught him trying to sneak off home at half time.

Damián Martínez is sad because Arsène Wenger caught him trying to sneak off home at half time.

Why Goalkeepers are sad this week.

Why Goalkeepers are sad this week.