Shay Given is sad because he thinks his team mates might be over reacting to his particularly vegetable based fart.
Shay Given is sad that Ireland won’t pick him for the Floor Gymnastics team this summer.
Shay Given is sad because Arshavin isn’t coming on.
Shay Given feels a bit queasy after seeing Mick McCarthy’s nose straight on.
Shay Given is sad as he fears a bout of piles.
Shay Given is sad because Darren Bent had bought all the good things in the January sales before he got chance to go shopping.
Brad Guzan is sad that he isn’t even the best bald American Goalkeeper in the Premier League called Brad.
