Paul Robinson is sad because the Venky Chicken is giving him awful wind.
Paul Robinson is sad that he doesn’t have a future acting in dodgy westerns.
Paul Robinson is sad because his pre-match Ben & Jerrys has given him brain freeze.
Paul Robinson is sad because he was distracted by some Jelly Babies on the floor.
Why Goalkeepers have been sad this week.
Paul Robinson is sad that David Dunn thinks he has a detachable head.
Paul Robinson is sad because he missed out on all the Nando’s 2 for 1 vouchers the referee was handing out. Turned out Yakubu got there first.
Mark Bunn is sad that his own irresistibleness is distracting from his work.
Mark Bunn is sad because now is not the time for kisses.
Mark Bunn is sad because he is regretting the second helping of sprouts on Christmas day.