Andrew Lonergan is sad that Thierry Henry wouldn’t sign his Golden Moments Match Attax card.

Costel Pantilimon is sad because Mario Balotelli offered to pay for him to stay at a hotel because he thought he was homeless.

Costel Pantilimon is sad because the kit man could only find him one of Joe Hart’s long sleeved shirts.

Costel Pantilimon is sad because he had more fun working on the Salford pantomine production of Jack & the Bean Stalk.

José Veiga is sad because he is trying to block out the sight of Owen Coyle’s thighs.

Joe Collister is sad because he thought Tamworth was a 90s boyband.

Ádám Bogdán is sad because Hermione Granger refused to come to Macclesfield to watch him.

Alex Cisak is sad because no matter how many Paul Daniels VHS he watched, he couldn’t produce the magic of the FA Cup.

Pepe Reina is sad because he’s just realised he forgot to Sky+ Friday’s Coronation Street.