David de Gea is sad because he thought Vidic fancied him.
David de Gea is sad because Howard Webb didn’t track back well enough to block the shot.
David de Gea is sad because there seems to be a lot of full moons in Manchester.
David de Gea is sad because Rafael got the Gillette Fusion blades which were meant to be his secret santa.
Joe Hart is sad because this fan is a massive dick.
Why Goalkeepers were sad last weekend.
Areas of David de Gea’s face he can’t reach with a razor.
Anders Lindegaard is sad because there is still some of David de Gea’s fur in the penalty area from last Sunday.
Anders Lindegaard is sad because he’s not used to playing in the first team yet, he feels like a fish out of water.
Areas of the goal where David de Gea will attempt to stop shots with his feet