Sad Goalkeepers
Petr Cech is sad because he knows that if it wasn’t for his cap, he would’ve got Joe Hart’s Head & Shoulders gig.

Petr Cech is sad because he knows that if it wasn’t for his cap, he would’ve got Joe Hart’s Head & Shoulders gig.

Petr Cech is a sad tree.

Petr Cech is a sad tree.

Petr Cech is sad because everybody has to share Martin Atkinson’s giant toothpick.

Petr Cech is sad because everybody has to share Martin Atkinson’s giant toothpick.

Petr Cech is sad because he doesn’t know where John Terry has gone.

Petr Cech is sad because he doesn’t know where John Terry has gone.

Petr Cech is sad because he thought Mikel John Obi would find his Jimmy Hill impression funnier.

Petr Cech is sad because he thought Mikel John Obi would find his Jimmy Hill impression funnier.

Petr Cech is sad because he grossly underestimated how short Ramires is.

Petr Cech is sad because he grossly underestimated how short Ramires is.

Petr Cech is sad that John Terry only retired from England.

Petr Cech is sad that John Terry only retired from England.

Petr Cech is sad because he still hasn’t received a postcard from Drogba.

Petr Cech is sad because he still hasn’t received a postcard from Drogba.

Petr Cech is sad because his blow up doll popped.

Petr Cech is sad because his blow up doll popped.

Petr Cech is sad because he’s realised Didier Drogba has been suffering from a lot of groin injuries since Chelsea made Eva Carneiro their physio.

Petr Cech is sad because he’s realised Didier Drogba has been suffering from a lot of groin injuries since Chelsea made Eva Carneiro their physio.