Rob Green is sad because the ad break after his game was longer than the actual highlights.
Julio Cesar is sad because the paella Rafael Benítez served him was cold.
Rob Green is sad because his blow up doll has just burst.
Rob Green is sad because he doesn’t know how Djibril Cissé is going to find time to deliver everybody’s Christmas presents.
Rob Green is sad because Wigan’s goal doubles up as a bottle bank during the week.
Rob Green is sad because he was looking forward to Sunderland’s padded subs bench.
Júlio César is sad because Harry Redknapp insisted on giving his team talk through his car window.
Julio Cesar is sad because he’s more Mushy Pea than Little Pea.
Júlio César is sad because he let Dom Joly stand in for him this week.
Why Goalkeepers are sad this week.