Why Goalkeepers were sad last weekend.
Simon Mignolet is sad because he accidentally got his GloveGlu on his forehead.
Simon Mignolet was sad to discover his gloves weren’t actually real.
Simon Mingolet is sad because he’s just realised it was Mario Balotelli all along.
Simon Mingolet is sad because he had saved them all day and is licking his lips at the thought of eating them.
Simon Mignolet is sad because he can’t get to the bottom of who stole his Belgian chocolates.
Simon Mignolet is sad because Bendtner stole his goggles.
Simon Mignolet is sad because super gluing the Christmas Party fancy dress goggles to his face seemed like a good idea at the time.
Simon Mignolet is sad that Martin O’Neill dragged him out of a Chemistry lesson for the game.
Keiren Westwood is sad that QPR scored whilst he was doing sit ups.