Sad Goalkeepers
Tim Howard is sad because Ashley Cole’s hotel rooms have had more clean sheets than him this season.

Tim Howard is sad because Ashley Cole’s hotel rooms have had more clean sheets than him this season.

Tim Howard is sad because he knows he’s going to get a headbutt from Marouane Fellaini after the game.

Tim Howard is sad because he knows he’s going to get a headbutt from Marouane Fellaini after the game.

Tim Howard is sad because Marouane Fellaini has just asked him to check if there is anything on the top of his head.

Tim Howard is sad because Marouane Fellaini has just asked him to check if there is anything on the top of his head.

Why Goalkeepers were sad last weekend.

Why Goalkeepers were sad last weekend.

Tim Howard is sad because he’s fed up of signing autographs for Hot Chocolate.

Tim Howard is sad because he’s fed up of signing autographs for Hot Chocolate.

Tim Howard is sad because Andre Marriner has sent him to his room with no supper.

Tim Howard is sad because Andre Marriner has sent him to his room with no supper.

Tim Howard is sad because Séamus Coleman is the worst Strictly partner he’s had.

Tim Howard is sad because no matter how hard he works out his biceps always stay the same size.

Tim Howard is sad because no matter how hard he works out his biceps always stay the same size.

Tim Howard is sad because cuts at Everton meant they have to cut 50% of their goals from the game.

Tim Howard is sad because cuts at Everton meant they have to cut 50% of their goals from the game.

Tim Howard is sad because he’s not allowed to wear the camouflage anymore.

Tim Howard is sad because he’s not allowed to wear the camouflage anymore.