Asmir Begović is sad because Jon Walters was more of a threat to him than Fernando Torres.
Asmir Begovic is sad because he thinks the foreign sounding deodrant he was bought for Christmas might actually have been fly spray.
Asmir Begović is sad because Demba Ba replaced his water with syrup.
Asmir Begović is sad because he’s got to bend down so far to see Tony Pulis’ face under his cap.
Why Goalkeepers have been sad so far this season.
Asmir Begović is sad because he wishes Tony Pulis was still at Happy Valley right now.
Asmir Begović is sad because he can smell Paul Robinson’s wind from Stoke.
Thomas Sørensen is sad because Tony Pulis wouldn’t let him have his picture taken with the Michael Jackson tribute.
Thomas Sørensen is sad that there is not enough snow to make a snowman.
Why Goalkeepers have been sad this week.